This site is best viewed in a browser that supports web standards, but its content is accessible to any browser or Internet device. (Help!)

What the...?

This site is built exclusively* using CSS box-model positioning, which means you must use a DOM-compliant browser to experience the site properly -- although it should gracefully degrade on older browsers. Why all browsers don't comply with mutually-agreed upon standards is beyond me. This means you should use IE 5+, NS6.1+ or Opera. If you're still using Navigator 4 or worse, please... do yourself a favor and upgrade!

Content is called and parsed via XML/XSLT from plain old text files using MSXML2 and Classic ASP. OK, I understand this is total overengineering for a little baby site, but I'm trying to do my part to advance and perpetuate good development habits.

So get a current browser, how 'bout it? You'll be happy you did.
Download MS IE6
Download Netscape 6.1
Download Opera
I must also mention this this site is built during the wee hours of the night while tending to Lilly's bizarre schedule. Any errors of omission, fact or baby size are unintentional and believed to be accurate at the time of publication. Your mileage may vary. Lilly is shown in non-standard configuration with parent-added options and enhancements not included in factory MSRP. Actual behavior and vomit quantity may differ.

* OK, there's one part that's a hack... the Life Clock uses tables to align the digits nicely. Other than that, though, we're talkin' pure CSS-P.